Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something
Just a few more. This is a big trend.
Things I learned from the comments
- She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims
- She took a vow a chastity
- A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down
- For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)
- She was repeatedly raped.
- The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)
- She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake
- In her holiday people make titty cupcakes
I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.
other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???
When is titty cupcake day?
Today!
Get yourself a titty cupcake tomorrow
why did historic artists draw a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops?
because boobs are cool, because bad women’s anatomy, or other?
The *fancy* reason is because she was healed by Saint Peter when she went to heaven/the art is meant to depict her soul, which would be unblemished by her torture.
But also probably because boobs are cool, at least for some of these.
Thank you for the follow. Hope you enjoy your stay.
Thank you so much, I’m quite enjoying the cruise. Gives me lots to ruminate over if I’m honest.
just this… OMG
when he pushes you against a wall and kisses you hard
*waiting for you to message me first so I know I’m not annoying you*
all day every day
i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with
I’m genuinely interested to know…
This is that shtuff I am talking about!
This video is a puppy, an actual canine, in a medical device often referred to as a “cone”. He is being asked how he feels about having said “cone” on his head. There is nothing sexual about this post. There is nothing even remotely close to it.
Please stop being a jerk because you aren’t getting your way.
It’s a silly dog video.
Get a life whomever is tagging my stuff as explicit.
Let’s lay in bed together and make out while you show me your favorite songs
capybara #130: pov he saw you holding a slice of watermelon
FINAL PUSH TO 100K
UNUSUAL NSFW ASKS
- What are the ideal nudes that someone could send you?
- Have you ever humped a pillow until you came? Would you?
- Hottest food someone can eat?
- Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?
- Something you did in bed and would NEVER do again?
- Something you did in bed and would LOVE to do again?
- Something you never did in bed and would rather never do?
- Something you never did in bed and would love to do?
- Look around yourself. You are EXTREMELY horny. What unusual object are you using to get off?
- What slasher killer would you love to get railed by and why?
- What kink/fantasy of yours are you the most embarrassed about? Why?
- What’s the weirdest thing that turned you on? Did you masturbate to it? Would you do it again?
- What is your darkest kink?
- What body part would you worship on other people to the end of time because NGHHHH?
- Are you happy with the type of genital you have? If not, would you want the opposite? Why?
- You masterbated yourself to starvation. What’s the top number 1 food you crave RN?
- What’s the best term that describes you sexually?
- You can do only ONE thing to your partner sex-wise for an entire month. What is your pick?
- Would you be able to go full month just pleasing your partner daily, without getting anything back?
- What hairstyle you find attractive?
- What video of you would you love to take sometimes? Why haven’t you yet?
- What’s a toy you’d love to use? Why?
- What’s your favourite thing about a quickie?
- Have you or would you ever masturbate with toothpaste/tiger balm/numbing balm etc.?
- Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender? What’s the best part on it?
- What’s the most flattering thing someone’s said about your naked body?
- What’s a part of clothing you would love to see your crush/partner in?
- What does your ideal one night stand look like?
- Do you have a favourite CNC scenario? Which is it?
- Favourite position to give oral? And to receive?
- What’s your fantasy celebrity threesome?
- What is your most unusual turn on?
- Do you have some songs you wanna get railed to?
- What’s your opinion on anal?
- Do you like to have rough sex? What you love the most?
- Do you like to have sensual sex? What you love the most?
- What’s your opinion on sexting?
- Do you like getting teased in public? Why or why not?
- What’s your biggest sexual pet peeve?
- What are you favourite pet names to be called during sex?
- What’s the best orgasm you had in past months?
- Do you like going commando?
- What language is the sexiest?
- Is FreeUse hot? Why?
- What would you love to roleplay as in bed?
- What scent you find arousing?
- Favourite way of being degraded?
- Favourite way of being praised?
- Favourite thing to do when dominating?
- Favourite thing to do when being dominated?
- Have you ever tried something only for it to become a hard limit of yours? How so?
- Would you be willing to try something off limits? If yes, what would the circumstances have to be?
- Do you like to be intoxicated during sex? How? Why?
- Would you like to expose yourself/get exposed? If yes, are there some limits?
- Best romantic evening setting, go!
- Best sexual evening setting, go!
- Would you watch porn with your partner? What would be your pick?
- Would you ever participate in a goon day/weekend?
- Would you ever participate in Locktober?
- Would you ever participate in NoNutNovember?
- Do you like tattoos or piercings on your partner? What would be the best places for them to have them?
- What is a sex-challenge you would create? Would you do it with your partner or solo?
- What is something you always wanted to ask your partner but didn’t had the courage to?
- What is something you would love your partner to forget about you?
- Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner to have? Why?
- Is there a kink/fetish you would like your partner NOT to have? Why?
- Considering you ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE to do the next thing your partner will ask you to. What do YOU wish that would be?
- Do you trust your partner enough to be their no-limit sex slave for 24 hours? Why not? What would be the limits?
- Would you let your partner pimp you out?
THIS OR THAT?
- Ropes or Cuffs?
- Furries or Robots?
- Fully naked or Fully clothed?
- Take Erotic photos of someone or Let someone take erotic photos of you?
- What’s a better gag? Panties or Socks?
- Creampie or Throatpie?
- Cuck someone or Get cucked?
- Blunt pain or Sharp pain?
- Obedient sub or Bratty sub?
- Forever watch porn or Forever read porn
- Proffesional or Amateur porn?
- Feet or Hands?
- Lights on or lights off?
- Have a harem of men or Have a harem of women?
- Truth or dare or FapRoulette?
- Multiple orgasms vs Orgasm denial?
- Nylons or Fishnets?
- Pet or Slave?
- Worship ass or Worship feet?
- Mommy/Daddy or Master/Mistress?
- Bites vs Slaps?
- Bruises vs Cuts?
- Latex or Leather?
FOR PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS:
- Do you like your clit touched? How is it best?
- Favourite way to jerk off?
- Best thing about having a vagina?
- What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your vagina? What you think should be complimented on it?
FOR PEOPLE WITH PENISES:
- Favorite blowjob technique?
- Favorite way to jerk off?
- Best thing about having a penis?
- What’s the nicest compliment you ever got about your penis? What you think should be complimented on it?
BONUS QUESTIONS!
- Are you satisfied with your sex life? If not, what would you change? If yes, is there something you would still like to improve to make it even better?
- Are you satisfied with yourself in bed? What you think you lack? What you think you excel at?
- Did you found out something new about yourself?
- Considering you and your sex life, is there something you are so PROUD OF you would brag about it on reddit? (Or tumblr lol, Stole this from reddit)
- Considering you are going to have sex today, what are some things you would love to experience?
Ask me anything.
When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay
Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe
- 4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger
- 1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix
- 1 TBs ketchup
- 1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,
- 1 Tbs bbq sauce
- 1 Tbs steak sauce
- 1 egg
- mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)
You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf
here’s a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!
(6 servings)
-2lbs red potatoes
-1 cup butter (2 sticks)
-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)
-Chives (optional)
-Salt & Pepper to taste
1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don’t even have to chop them just wash them
2. boil til soft!
3. Drain
4. Mash (usually they’re small enough you can use a fork if u don’t have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix
5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing
I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf
So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking!
there is a SPITE COOKBOOK now :DDD
I’m for it